parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
unfriendlygayhottie: My name is Peg Hollis. I smoke two packs of misty slim, menthol one-hundreds a day, and I’m a hard-ass. Going on sixty, forty years in the business. Graduated law school at 20, don’t know how that happened.
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes.– Before curse: AFTER CURSE: (via kellyoxford)
lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
You look like Jennifer Lopez as Jesus.– Detox (via ver-sassy)
The highest form of wisdom is twerking– RuPaul (via justcallmepoison)